This book used to be THE thing for kids in Germany back in the day. I still have mine, handed down to me from my mum. Scary shit.

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Juno (2007)

*sighs*

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Tags: Juno favorite

Not sure if I should applaud this guy for keeping it more than real and telling it as it is from the get go to avoid major heartbreak or slap him in the face for not believing in love. Either way… I lol’d :D

Not sure if I should applaud this guy for keeping it more than real and telling it as it is from the get go to avoid major heartbreak or slap him in the face for not believing in love. Either way… I lol’d :D

Forever and ever and ever and ever

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Annie’s the best dancer.

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hernamewasalex:

hahahahaha

If only!!!

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pluralfloral:

this post is everything to me

Yes.

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Shit maaaan, why did I wait so long to start watching Game of Thrones?? I have to catch up IMMEDIATELY. *locks herself in room with GoT SE1-3 and the first episode of 4 and tons of food and water for about three weeks*

Word.

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I’m glad the tumblr people annoyed me so much with their Broad City gifs. I’m finally watching it. It’s hilarious.

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My screen at work. Accurate.
Got it from here: http://wiigz.tumblr.com/image/80772337035

My screen at work. Accurate.

Got it from here: http://wiigz.tumblr.com/image/80772337035

Fuck.

At least maybe God’s divorced. Maybe he has an ex-wife. God’s a single dad, and he’s raising us alone. And we’re praying and he’s like, “I’m trying! It’s just me up here!” Maybe that’s what’s going on. Maybe your life is time – this is our weekend with dad. That’s what life is. And then when you die you go to mom’s house.

Yes.

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"We didn’t give women the right to vote (in the U.S.) until 1920. …That means American Democracy is 94 years old. There are three people in my building older than American democracy. Women have had a rough time. It was so okay to beat your wife until so recently, that today we have a kind of shirt named after it. There’s a piece of clothing in our culture affectionately nicknamed after beating the crap out of your wife, and for some reason this is offensive to nobody."

— Louis CK monologue (via sonnyjohnson)

Like, Louis CK is like the smartest person, you know, like…. *doesthatonevoice*

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Me and my alarm every morning.

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